I've Discovered I'm a Lactophile!! What Can I Do Besides Hang Out At Nurseries!?!?

Dear Couch,

I'm not sure what to do. I have recently found out what fetish I have but I'm not sure what to do with it. I'm a Lactophile, which basically means that I enjoy watching women have milk come out of their breasts or breast feed. If you have any suggestions as to what I can do to see more of this I would be very interested as to your suggestions, as there aren't a lot of places other then hospitals, that I could see this. I have told my girlfriend and she is supportive however neither one of us, have a child planned. So, where can I see this, I'm nervous, am I a freak?


Dear Duffy,

Are you a freak? Why hell yes! But not so freaky that there aren't enough other freaks like yourself to create a market in lactation pornography. So there's your answer to seeing more of this, order some videos. Depending on how supportive your girlfriend is, she could induce lactation without becoming pregnant. You'll be hard pressed to find a doctor who'll prescribe hormonal drugs for a sexual fetish though. Supposedly, you can try and induce lactation in your girlfriend by breast massage, nipple manipulation, and sucking. We'll bet your girlfriend would go for that regardless of your intent!

We want to throw a damper on all of this erotic lactose for a minute. You feel strongly you have a fetish and you've identified it. Good for you. Does this mean you have to focus your entire sexual being on satisfying it? No! You're obviously an intelligent person and we want to encourage you to not deny these feelings but at the same time we don't want to hear about you getting arrested for wanking off outside a nursery! If you do decide to pursue your lactophile self we want you to devote as much or more energy to the non-lactophile aspect of your sexual relationship(s). Your girlfriend may be a great woman, willing to embrace your sexual nuances and therefore you should be equally generous and embrace/satisfy her sexual being, no matter how normal you may find it to be.You're a bright guy so you should have no problem with that.

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