What Exactly Is a Pearl Necklace!?!?

Dear Couch,

I was just wondering what the hell a ' pearl necklace' is, and how do someone give someone else a ' pearl necklace' ? and I know it's not the jewelry.


Dear Curious,

Let's see if we can describe this to you in a way that you can understand. Remember what your cousin/brother was doing to Ned Beatty while telling him to ' squeal like a pig' ? That's not a pearl necklace. A pearl necklace is when one ejaculates on the neck area of a recipient. Surely to be an exciting addition to your next round of inbreeding. Have fun!!

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